BYU (+3.5) at San Diego State (Suggested $300 to win $300)
Another college hoops Saturday and the Tuna isn't being shy today. There are plenty of games to chose from today but I've got to go with the big time matchup between #7 BYU and #4 San Diego St. No shortage of motivation for either squad as the winner will stay on track for a possible #1 seed in the NCAA tournament, but more importanty the winner will own the regular season conference title and avoid having to play UNLV in the upcoming conference tourney.
Last time out, Jimmer Fredette rocked the Aztecs for 43 points in a Cougars win back on January 26th. That game was the only loss for Steve Fisher's crew. Home court aside this is hoops - and the team with the best player on the floor usually wins. Go ahead name me one single San Diego State player. Yep. Exactly. Shut up. What?!?! Yea thats right. Look for BYU to weather the storm early and take care of business on the road. Give me the Mormons +3.5. Ship it. (Tuna's Tips)
NBA: Chicago Bulls (-3.5) at Milwaukee Bucks (Suggested $500 to win $500)
Lets be serious here. I forgot Milwaukee had a team. Seriously, whose on it? Brandon Jennings maybe? Anyways, Derick Rose is a superstar and Tom Thibideaux is a Boston native in the coaching ranks, leading this bet to an absolute win. The Bucks lost last on Wednesday to a Knicks crew without Carmelo and they lost by 5. The Bulls are coming off a win against the superstar team of Miami. Now the Bucks will face D-Rose and the ugliest basketball player, let alone human being, Joakim Noah and the Bulls are only favored by 3.5... Really Vegas? You must know something I don't. What I do know is the two times these two teams have met - the Bulls won by at least 9. I also know D-Rose is well hung... good enough for the victory here. (Tuna's Tips)
Boomers Bonus Pick: NCAA Hoops - New Mexico St. at Hawaii (O/U 139)
What are you going to do for a weekend in Hawaii ? Go home early and watch Family Guy re-runs or head to the beach and have some fruity drinks. That's what I thought. New Mexico and Hawaii are both middle of the pack squads who average a combine 139.8 points per game. Not today my friends. Take the UNDER. This is a lay-up folks. Lock it up. (Boomer's Bonus)
Hutch's Helpers: NHL - Philadelphia @ Ottawa (Over), Boston (+120) @ Vancouver
Hutch's Helpers bringing another parlay your way....
Flyers @ Senators...OVER (5.5 -105)
If you're gunna bet on this and don't take the over run to the bathroom and give yourself a slap in the dick. Philly has tuned the Sens up this season to a count of 6-1 and 5-2. Is Vegas trying to give me money? I'm all for it bro. Flyers are coming off an embarrassing performance against the Isles which saw them scrape by with a 4-3 OT win. Senators are getting some pretty goals by for UNH stud and Martha's Vineyard pretty little liar Bobby Butler. I'm guessing a 6-4 win for Philly.
Bruins @ Vancouver...Bruins (+120)
Hutch the Bruins in Vancouver? What makes you so confident? Bruins are one of the best road teams in the NHL, they've won their first 3 of this 6 game road trip and Vancouver has been going win, loss, win, loss for the past 9. Guess what...Canucks are coming off a win, so it's time for a loss. Yes you'll have to wait until closing time at the bar (but not at the Mitt) to see you bank account swell, but lock it in bitches. Suggested: $300 gets you $990
Sure, I am the only shithead who works on Saturdays, but for the rest of you party animals out there - get wild like My Freindddd - the Macho Man Randy Savage. Don't be watching the party from the video scope YEAH !!
It's pretty much impossible to get the attention of a celebrity on Twitter. My hope is to say something funny, rude or insulting to these celebrities to try to get their blood boiling. If it doesn't workout - it will always be fun for all of you to read. Check out my latest "Twitts and Giggles".
Pee Wee is going to hate me after this one - I love that guy too, it was an easy layup though. As for Bill Simmons I hate that guy for some reason. He always talks about how he loves Blake Griffin, so I gave him a little slap in the titties for it. Lastly we have a nice little dig at Mark Sanchez, or is it a dig ? The guy crushed a 17-year-old hot chick. I guess the jokes on me there.
Wrote a nice little diddy about the ever-beautiful "Mitt" in Lowell.
Since I know this masterpiece won't get me any action - It better at least get me a free beer or two at my favorite last-call establishment.
I realize my singing voice sounds like a dog trying to bark with an elastic band around its mouth - but its all about the performance -- Just ask my boy William Hung.
I'm not going to lie, I watch reality TV. Not only do I watch it, I eat that shit up like chili cheese fries. It's an addiction and I just can't cope with it. It's like a head-on car crash on the highway, sure it's terrible, but your eyes will be glued to it. At first I just enjoyed watching the lives of seven strangers, picked to live in a house - Nowadays I find myself watching whores from New Jersey cutting hair and talking about pedicures.
A few years back I got into the reality show "Bad Girls Club." It's exactly how it sounds. Bad bitches live together in a house for a few months and create complete chaos in the LA area. From sex in the shower, to fights at the club to throwing each others clothes in the pool. The craziness of these flea bitten whores never ceases to amaze me.
Now, the problem I have with this season is the physical attributes of each cast member. I mean can't the casting directors find crazy hot chicks? It takes talent to be smoking hot and off your rocker - that shit should be on TV. Before we know it the BGC will consist of a bunch of 60-year-old crackheads that wreak like Marlboro Lights. Here's what I am talking about.
Let me start by saying this picture is air brushed or some shit. These beasts could not look this good if their lives depended on it.
From left to right - We have Nicki first. She is a football player with legs the size of tree-trunks and tits the size of tic tacs - Enough said BRO.
Next we have Kori, she is pretty hot, so all I will say is get your act together and call me sometime.
I forget the name of the mess in the pink there, but she looks like my ass after a bowl of clam chowder and a sprint to the bathroom. Chick is pale white and pretty ghetto - I never understood that, moving along.
Char is the bitch in the middle. She is 27, mature and the mother of the house (according to her). In my opinion she acts 17, she's ugly and I'd like to boot her in the babymaker. She tends to call other cast members "fat", but she rocks a serious muffin top and an ass like her girl Oprah. Char is the worst
Next, we have Ms. Frizz in yellow, she left after a day because she shit herself I think ?
Kentucky is the ugly white girl in the blue. She has to be at least 2 bills. I feel bad for her, but when she thinks she is the bees knees, it makes me want to puke on her cottage cheese legs. Head back to the ranch and do some crunches yall.
Last, but not least, we have Red. She was my personal favorite when the season kicked off. As time went on she cheated on her boyfriend hard, she had her period a lot and she ended up going home on a sour note. In the future Red, just drink your drink, be cool and quit acting like a stupid bitch.
Check out these nappy headed hoes on Oxygen every Sunday. Peace out girlscouts.
Girls fucking hate when their boyfriends buy boats. Please, if you have a quick minute, allow me to explain the three reasons why.
1) A boyfriend getting a boat delays the process of getting the all important "engagement ring". With all the money going to the new boat, there is no money for a two carat diamond ring.
2) A boyfriend getting a boat means less presents for her on Birthdays and Christmas. How are you supposed to take her out to dinner and run errands for her, if you are crushing beers all day with your boys on your new floating pussy magnet.
3) This is the main reason. Are youready for this? The reason girlfriends fucking hate when their boyfriends get boats is because boats give you the upper hand in the relationship. They hate that. If you and your girl get into a huge fight you can just be like, "See ya, I am going to my new awesome boat to rip it up.. By the way, eat shit because you are not going." Also, a new awesome boat makes you a 1,000 times more marketable to other females that otherwise may have been out of your league. The girlfriend now knows she has to start being nicer to you because as soon as she slips up you are going to be like, "Beat it , I am going to the boat to get max pussy that is probably gonna be better looking than you. It might not be better looking, but who really fucking cares."
My friends, Boats are AWESOME. If you have a girlfriend and want a boat - she is going to snap. My suggestion to you is buy the boat and be a fucking god! As for the girlfriend... Oops my bad !
Not going to lie. If I heard this on December 31st, I would have stayed home and played Scrabble.
My man Josh Reese delivers the boom with this video. He is giving Ryan Seacrest and Dick Clark a run for their money for hosting the 2012 New Years Eve telecast.
Peace the fuck out bitches. (Josh Reese likes this)
FORT MYERS, Fla. -- Boston Red Sox general manager Theo Epstein said he employed "a bad figure of speech" when he said the Red Sox checked out Carl Crawford "as if we were privately investigating him" before signing the free-agent outfielder last December.
Crawford said Tuesday that he was "creeped out a little bit" when Epstein told him that the club had monitored him, not only on the field, but off the field, in the months before signing him.
"I thought that was a little weird," Crawford said Tuesday. "I guess that's what they have to do when they're making that kind of investment." (ESPN.COM)
For christ sakes Theo. You might as well tell the poor guy you beat off to his youtube videos before you go to bed. I don't blame Crawford at all for thinking this is creepy. This isn't CSI Boston - it's Major League Baseball.
I can just picture Theo in his gorilla suit, Werner and Lucchino with glasses and fake mustaches and Dr. Creepy himself, John Henry wearing a mullet wig and a Liverpool Soccer jersey - following Crawford as he is grocery shopping.
What these freaks should be doing is following Bobby Jenks to the gym to make sure he hits the treadmill rather than the dollar menu at McDonalds.
According to TMZ, Charlie Sheen is interested in making another Major League movie.
Wait a minute - I thought Kenny Powers already did that shit. Sorry Charlie, If you want to be Ricky Vaughn again, you're going to have to pitch in the Mexican league before you play for the Indians.... Actually, the Indians suck, so maybe you're good to go ?
Who are we kidding here though...We have a better chance of seeing Jaws 6 come out, or even better my boys from the Mighty Ducks perform another Flying V - before Sheen takes the mound again.
Charlie, your production got shut down during Two and a Half Men, what makes you think you can bang Dorn's wife again ? ... Keep smoking more crack bro !
