Boomers Bonus Pick- NCAA: High Point at UNC Asheville (-9)
Thursday, March 3, 2011
On the Mark Thursday Locks
NBA: Orlando Magic at Miami Heat (-5) : Suggested $500 to win $500
Miami takes on Orlando on Thursday night and one thing is clear: Miami needs to start to show the world why they are considered one of the top teams in the East. LeBron and his ego should be able to walk all over Van Gundys babies, especially being at home, and being a national broadcast. They're tied with the Bean for top spot, so you know they want to make a statement at this point in the season. Plus, Orlando has another tough one tomorrow against the Bulls. Expect a tight game, but for the Heat to take it over in the final minutes on free throws. Heat Win- ride it strong, more money no problems. (Tuna's Tips)
Boomers Bonus Pick- NCAA: High Point at UNC Asheville (-9)
UNC Asheville are winners of their last four and High Point is just 2-5 in their last seven tilts. Earlier in the year HP snuck past Asheville in the last second of the game. Look for UNC to get revenge at home as the season winds down. Suggested $300 to win $300. (Boomers Bonus)
Boomers Bonus Pick- NCAA: High Point at UNC Asheville (-9)
TODAYS SHIT-SHOW STATUS
I like how Fitzy is honest and all - but this worries me a bit. I mean why would someone waste a bar of Irish Springs in this economy. I can't be just throwing away bars of soap to piss pound people - not to mention shit smells delightful... I guess what I am trying to get at here is, bars of soap shouldn't be doing your dirty work - it should be used to make yourself clean. Use loose change and acorns for that pillowcase violence.
In saying that, please don't hit me with the pillowcase. That would fucking sting real bad.
Wednesday, March 2, 2011
SOME FOUR EYED FEELINGS
Growing up - people used to laugh at kids with glasses. "Four Eyes" was the go-to "low blow" that was often used in the heat of the moment. Since those days I feel glasses are not only more excepted, but they seem to be the new fad as well.
For myself, I am blind as a fucking bat. The only time I will put on my glasses is when I am in the comfort of my own home and/or I am so hungover that I am too lazy to put my contacts in. You will never catch me out on the town or anywhere for that matter with my coke bottles on.
I get the sense that all kinds of different people where glasses for all kinds of different reasons. But there is definitely a few groups who make it obvious.
First, you have "Geeks With Glasses". The geeks need to wear glasses at all times because without them they are lost in the world. A pair of glasses to a geek is like a baseball hat to a jock.
Next, you have the "Smart Guy Specs". The smart guy is either a college student or working man that wants to appear intellectual or mature to the ladies. In this case usually a button down shirt works, but some chodes like to take it to the next level.
Lastly, we have "Sexy Girl Shades". More and more I see extremely attractive chicks wearing glasses. I'm not sure if this is to keep guys away or to show they are more than a piece of ass ? Either way, it's quite interesting.
You be the judge. I guess I'm not a glasses guy. Nothing worse than when they leave indents on the bridge of your nose and in your sideburns. Laser eye surgery here I come bro.
A FORTUNE FOR YOU !!
You mean, "All things have a cause. Look into your past for an answer?"
Seriously, who the fuck writes these things ? I realize that with Chinese restaurants comes chinese food, drinks, people and culture - but don't write my fortunes in broken English bro. Not cool.
I sorry - If I orrended aryone !! (I'm sorry if I offended anyone)
Share your funny fortunes with "On the Mark." Email them to markmorreale44@hotmail.com
Share your funny fortunes with "On the Mark." Email them to markmorreale44@hotmail.com
SIGHTS FROM THE COMMUTER RAIL
After leaving a Bruins game a few months ago, my buddy got sick of eating his ice-cream cone so he decided to whip it over his right shoulder (you spilled the salt Lllyod). Not sure if it could have landed in a more perfect spot.
I always knew those Temple business school chicks were sluts.
TWITTS AND GIGGLES
In todays "Twitts and Giggles," I give Dr. Drew a little scare, but let him know my new addiction is just that of Charlie Sheens. I was a little rough on Tiger Woods, but hey - he put himself out there and I wouldn't mind hitting the links bro. Terrell Owens basically ruined my fantasy football season - so I have no regrets for this one. We coulda been stars T.O, Primed to make the big bucks !! Next, I give Khloe Kardashian the business per usual and let her know her new perfume sucks more than the Lakers. And last, but not least, Andy Gresh from 98.5 The Sports Hub, receives a Boom Roast from myself due to the fact that he is a fat dump and is so god damn annoying.
Ladies and Gentlemen, The 2011 Red Sox
It's safe to say there is some characters on the Boston Red Sox 2011 roster.
It's also safe to point out that some of these guys barely graduated from grade school.
J.D. Drew should be working at a funeral home, Scutaro at a Taco Bell and Lackey in the newest installment of Goonies 3.... Acting aside - rip the cover off the ball boys. Go Sox.
(Thanks to Artie for link)
REVEAL THAT RACK
These are Beautiful - no matter what they say
Dirrty Dirrty Dumplings
Some heavenly flesh melons
Tuesday, March 1, 2011
CHARLIE "THE MA-SHEEN" BROWN
This is great. EPICCC. Kimmel is back from the dead. Bi-Winning !!
(Thanks to Tuna's Tips for link)
CHARLIE - CHARLIE- CHARLIE
If practice makes perfect - and nobody's perfect - why practice ?
Practice is for the weak. Practice is for losers. WINNING !!
REVEAL THAT RACK
Side boob anyone ?
This chicks throwing the kitchen sink at us
We're gonna need a bigger boat
TUESDAYS TOP TUNES
Mike Posner & Lil Wayne - Bow Chicka Wow Wow
This may be the new "in the pants dance" anthem. For some of you - hearing this song will make you want to roll up your sleeves and check out some internet porn. Others may light candles, turn down the lights and take a hot steamy shower. People like myself and Keenan Cahill will flip on the webcam and sing and dance to it. This is a randy tune man !
Jessie J & B.o.B - Pricetag
I'm not crazy about this song yet. Not sure if I like it because B.o.B is in it or because I think it will grow on me ? Either way - it caught my attention - and in this ADD filled world I live in, that's pretty impressive. Catchy tune nonetheless, wait till after the Bobby Ray sighting - that's the best far for Sheezy.
The Script - For the First Time
Man... Everytime I listen to this song it just makes me want to curl up in a blanket and have some crybaby soup. The Script has come out with some great tracks, but I think this one tops them all. I could listen to this gem on repeat till the cows come out... I swalled a bug.
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