"The USA Rugby League (USARL) is the source for high-level, semi-professional Rugby League competition in the USA. The USARL is committed to developing the sport of Rugby at a grassroots level with a true focus of expanding the sport both in player numbers and in youth initiatives. This commitment embraces the sport at semi-professional and amateur levels in an effort to further progress Rugby League."
"The Boston 13s R.L.F.C. Inc. (also known the Boston 13's, the Thirteens or the B13's) are a semi-professional rugby league football club located in Boston, Massachusetts in the United States."
This is some serious shit right here bro. Not gonna lie, I don't know a single rule in the game of Rugby - but this looks downright dirty, no pun intended.
I could be wrong, but the image I'm getting here is you get your ass kicked for a few hours, take a few elbows in the kisser from a dude that looks like a UFC fighter, then you hit the local bar and crush a few car bombs.
Below is a link for the Offical Website. I highly reccommend checking out the action live.
This kid must have a fetish for chicks that look like Andy Gresh. If not then he plans on blowing his brains out when he goes overseas following his big day.
I can't believe he would marry this thing man. She either is filthy rich or she gives damn good blowies.
I know typically the Bachelor Party is out of the hands of the soon-to-be-married guy - but it's a little different now I'd say. I mean - I would like to have a little say on where us group of retards travel. So I guess that's my burning question...
Where the fuck should I go on my bachelor party ?
A lot of you will give the obvious answer. VEGAS DUDE, GO TO VEGAS. Well that sounds great and all, but I would like to extend the party out to all my friends - not just the wedding party - and Vegas is quite the haul and its usually expensive.
The date of the party will likely be in early to mid August. So the weather will be nice - which eliminates the need to go out West. Flying south towards Florida or the Carolina's would not be a bad idea depending on the price. Honestly, it would be nice to hit a spot with a beach for some Sun, Fun, Cheers and Beers.
The only rules I have are quite simple. 1) NO BOSTON. 2) NO CONNECTICUT CASINOS. and 3) NO BEING GAY.... Everything else is up for discussion. The No Boston rule is legit. I have been to every bar in Beantown a thousand times, why the fuck would I want to go on my BP?... Foxwoods and Mohegan are a good time, but I don't want to sit at a Blackjack table and watch my degenerate friends ask the dealer "where he's from" and "will you throw me some face cards chief". And rule #3 speaks for itself.
Hoping some of you readers can give me some help here. I have heard suggestions like: Miami, Atlantic City, Orlando, Montreal, Myrtle Beach, Vegas and others. Looking for a spot where a big group can go, prices will be realistic and the boys don't get fancy - just get dancy. You heard ?
Each week On the Mark will feature the best goals, fights and hits from around the National Hockey League.
GOAL
The Wild's Pierre Marc Bouchard gets the goal of the week with a beautiful breakaway tally. This brings me back to NHL 96 on Sega. The good old spin-o-rama snipe.
FIGHT
Milan Lucic and Jim Vandermeer had a nice little brawl in Sundays nights 3-2 Bruins victory. Lucic appeared to be dazed or had sore knuckles - because it took the guy an hour to finally throw blows. Good tilt regardless, Keep laughing Jimmy Boy.
HIT
The weeks top hit goes to former Bruin Blake Wheeler on toddler Zach Hamill. It's safe to say it is the hardest Blake has ever hit somebody - turns out it was his own teammate. Good luck in Atlanta you massive stiff.
BYU (+3.5) at San Diego State (Suggested $300 to win $300)
Another college hoops Saturday and the Tuna isn't being shy today. There are plenty of games to chose from today but I've got to go with the big time matchup between #7 BYU and #4 San Diego St. No shortage of motivation for either squad as the winner will stay on track for a possible #1 seed in the NCAA tournament, but more importanty the winner will own the regular season conference title and avoid having to play UNLV in the upcoming conference tourney.
Last time out, Jimmer Fredette rocked the Aztecs for 43 points in a Cougars win back on January 26th. That game was the only loss for Steve Fisher's crew. Home court aside this is hoops - and the team with the best player on the floor usually wins. Go ahead name me one single San Diego State player. Yep. Exactly. Shut up. What?!?! Yea thats right. Look for BYU to weather the storm early and take care of business on the road. Give me the Mormons +3.5. Ship it. (Tuna's Tips)
NBA: Chicago Bulls (-3.5) at Milwaukee Bucks (Suggested $500 to win $500)
Lets be serious here. I forgot Milwaukee had a team. Seriously, whose on it? Brandon Jennings maybe? Anyways, Derick Rose is a superstar and Tom Thibideaux is a Boston native in the coaching ranks, leading this bet to an absolute win. The Bucks lost last on Wednesday to a Knicks crew without Carmelo and they lost by 5. The Bulls are coming off a win against the superstar team of Miami. Now the Bucks will face D-Rose and the ugliest basketball player, let alone human being, Joakim Noah and the Bulls are only favored by 3.5... Really Vegas? You must know something I don't. What I do know is the two times these two teams have met - the Bulls won by at least 9. I also know D-Rose is well hung... good enough for the victory here. (Tuna's Tips)
Boomers Bonus Pick: NCAA Hoops - New Mexico St. at Hawaii (O/U 139)
What are you going to do for a weekend in Hawaii ? Go home early and watch Family Guy re-runs or head to the beach and have some fruity drinks. That's what I thought. New Mexico and Hawaii are both middle of the pack squads who average a combine 139.8 points per game. Not today my friends. Take the UNDER. This is a lay-up folks. Lock it up. (Boomer's Bonus)
Hutch's Helpers: NHL - Philadelphia @ Ottawa (Over), Boston (+120) @ Vancouver
Hutch's Helpers bringing another parlay your way....
Flyers @ Senators...OVER (5.5 -105)
If you're gunna bet on this and don't take the over run to the bathroom and give yourself a slap in the dick. Philly has tuned the Sens up this season to a count of 6-1 and 5-2. Is Vegas trying to give me money? I'm all for it bro. Flyers are coming off an embarrassing performance against the Isles which saw them scrape by with a 4-3 OT win. Senators are getting some pretty goals by for UNH stud and Martha's Vineyard pretty little liar Bobby Butler. I'm guessing a 6-4 win for Philly.
Bruins @ Vancouver...Bruins (+120)
Hutch the Bruins in Vancouver? What makes you so confident? Bruins are one of the best road teams in the NHL, they've won their first 3 of this 6 game road trip and Vancouver has been going win, loss, win, loss for the past 9. Guess what...Canucks are coming off a win, so it's time for a loss. Yes you'll have to wait until closing time at the bar (but not at the Mitt) to see you bank account swell, but lock it in bitches. Suggested: $300 gets you $990
Sure, I am the only shithead who works on Saturdays, but for the rest of you party animals out there - get wild like My Freindddd - the Macho Man Randy Savage. Don't be watching the party from the video scope YEAH !!
It's pretty much impossible to get the attention of a celebrity on Twitter. My hope is to say something funny, rude or insulting to these celebrities to try to get their blood boiling. If it doesn't workout - it will always be fun for all of you to read. Check out my latest "Twitts and Giggles".
Pee Wee is going to hate me after this one - I love that guy too, it was an easy layup though. As for Bill Simmons I hate that guy for some reason. He always talks about how he loves Blake Griffin, so I gave him a little slap in the titties for it. Lastly we have a nice little dig at Mark Sanchez, or is it a dig ? The guy crushed a 17-year-old hot chick. I guess the jokes on me there.
Wrote a nice little diddy about the ever-beautiful "Mitt" in Lowell.
Since I know this masterpiece won't get me any action - It better at least get me a free beer or two at my favorite last-call establishment.
I realize my singing voice sounds like a dog trying to bark with an elastic band around its mouth - but its all about the performance -- Just ask my boy William Hung.
I'm not going to lie, I watch reality TV. Not only do I watch it, I eat that shit up like chili cheese fries. It's an addiction and I just can't cope with it. It's like a head-on car crash on the highway, sure it's terrible, but your eyes will be glued to it. At first I just enjoyed watching the lives of seven strangers, picked to live in a house - Nowadays I find myself watching whores from New Jersey cutting hair and talking about pedicures.
A few years back I got into the reality show "Bad Girls Club." It's exactly how it sounds. Bad bitches live together in a house for a few months and create complete chaos in the LA area. From sex in the shower, to fights at the club to throwing each others clothes in the pool. The craziness of these flea bitten whores never ceases to amaze me.
Now, the problem I have with this season is the physical attributes of each cast member. I mean can't the casting directors find crazy hot chicks? It takes talent to be smoking hot and off your rocker - that shit should be on TV. Before we know it the BGC will consist of a bunch of 60-year-old crackheads that wreak like Marlboro Lights. Here's what I am talking about.
Let me start by saying this picture is air brushed or some shit. These beasts could not look this good if their lives depended on it.
From left to right - We have Nicki first. She is a football player with legs the size of tree-trunks and tits the size of tic tacs - Enough said BRO.
Next we have Kori, she is pretty hot, so all I will say is get your act together and call me sometime.
I forget the name of the mess in the pink there, but she looks like my ass after a bowl of clam chowder and a sprint to the bathroom. Chick is pale white and pretty ghetto - I never understood that, moving along.
Char is the bitch in the middle. She is 27, mature and the mother of the house (according to her). In my opinion she acts 17, she's ugly and I'd like to boot her in the babymaker. She tends to call other cast members "fat", but she rocks a serious muffin top and an ass like her girl Oprah. Char is the worst
Next, we have Ms. Frizz in yellow, she left after a day because she shit herself I think ?
Kentucky is the ugly white girl in the blue. She has to be at least 2 bills. I feel bad for her, but when she thinks she is the bees knees, it makes me want to puke on her cottage cheese legs. Head back to the ranch and do some crunches yall.
Last, but not least, we have Red. She was my personal favorite when the season kicked off. As time went on she cheated on her boyfriend hard, she had her period a lot and she ended up going home on a sour note. In the future Red, just drink your drink, be cool and quit acting like a stupid bitch.
Check out these nappy headed hoes on Oxygen every Sunday. Peace out girlscouts.
Girls fucking hate when their boyfriends buy boats. Please, if you have a quick minute, allow me to explain the three reasons why.
1) A boyfriend getting a boat delays the process of getting the all important "engagement ring". With all the money going to the new boat, there is no money for a two carat diamond ring.
2) A boyfriend getting a boat means less presents for her on Birthdays and Christmas. How are you supposed to take her out to dinner and run errands for her, if you are crushing beers all day with your boys on your new floating pussy magnet.
3) This is the main reason. Are youready for this? The reason girlfriends fucking hate when their boyfriends get boats is because boats give you the upper hand in the relationship. They hate that. If you and your girl get into a huge fight you can just be like, "See ya, I am going to my new awesome boat to rip it up.. By the way, eat shit because you are not going." Also, a new awesome boat makes you a 1,000 times more marketable to other females that otherwise may have been out of your league. The girlfriend now knows she has to start being nicer to you because as soon as she slips up you are going to be like, "Beat it , I am going to the boat to get max pussy that is probably gonna be better looking than you. It might not be better looking, but who really fucking cares."
My friends, Boats are AWESOME. If you have a girlfriend and want a boat - she is going to snap. My suggestion to you is buy the boat and be a fucking god! As for the girlfriend... Oops my bad !
Not going to lie. If I heard this on December 31st, I would have stayed home and played Scrabble.
My man Josh Reese delivers the boom with this video. He is giving Ryan Seacrest and Dick Clark a run for their money for hosting the 2012 New Years Eve telecast.
Peace the fuck out bitches. (Josh Reese likes this)
FORT MYERS, Fla. -- Boston Red Sox general manager Theo Epstein said he employed "a bad figure of speech" when he said the Red Sox checked out Carl Crawford "as if we were privately investigating him" before signing the free-agent outfielder last December.
Crawford said Tuesday that he was "creeped out a little bit" when Epstein told him that the club had monitored him, not only on the field, but off the field, in the months before signing him.
"I thought that was a little weird," Crawford said Tuesday. "I guess that's what they have to do when they're making that kind of investment." (ESPN.COM)
For christ sakes Theo. You might as well tell the poor guy you beat off to his youtube videos before you go to bed. I don't blame Crawford at all for thinking this is creepy. This isn't CSI Boston - it's Major League Baseball.
I can just picture Theo in his gorilla suit, Werner and Lucchino with glasses and fake mustaches and Dr. Creepy himself, John Henry wearing a mullet wig and a Liverpool Soccer jersey - following Crawford as he is grocery shopping.
What these freaks should be doing is following Bobby Jenks to the gym to make sure he hits the treadmill rather than the dollar menu at McDonalds.
According to TMZ, Charlie Sheen is interested in making another Major League movie.
Wait a minute - I thought Kenny Powers already did that shit. Sorry Charlie, If you want to be Ricky Vaughn again, you're going to have to pitch in the Mexican league before you play for the Indians.... Actually, the Indians suck, so maybe you're good to go ?
Who are we kidding here though...We have a better chance of seeing Jaws 6 come out, or even better my boys from the Mighty Ducks perform another Flying V - before Sheen takes the mound again.
Charlie, your production got shut down during Two and a Half Men, what makes you think you can bang Dorn's wife again ? ... Keep smoking more crack bro !
Breaking News (Kind of): Carmelo and his bitch Chauncey join NYK.
I don't get Basketball. What other sport do they trade expiring contracts, 18 players at a time and household names almost every season ? Sure - Basketball is an entertaining sport don't get me wrong, but the rules are a little blurry to me. Carmelo Anthony has given the sports world blue balls for months after formally requesting a trade from as far back as December. (Spike Lee took care of that though).
Why I won't go any further....Kevin Garnett, (The biggest attraction in Minnesota since the mall) was traded thanks to the NBA's salary matching rules- and the Celts were able to trade pieces of dog meat like (Ryan Gomes, Gerald Green, Theo Ratliff, Sebastia Telfair and a 2009 Draft Pick). Sure the home-team traded Al Jefferson in the deal, but I'm sure he will be at a poker table with Antoine Walker within the next few years. If you haven't figured it out by now I'm a huge homer and a bandwagon basketball fan. Also, if the NBA takes away the insane amount of timeouts so the last 1:30 of a game isn't actually the time it takes me to take a shit and a shower, then I might become more involved.
Good luck to the Knicks and the their city.... Be prepared for Amare' and Melo to give Broadway more random boners than ever. As if Letterman, Jeter and a bowl of pasta didn't do the trick before.
Far East Movement - Rocketeer: This is song is definitely a feel good jam. Take that to the bank. Whether it's a Friday or Saturday night at the club or a Tuesday morning at the gym - this one hits the spot every time. Rock out to Rocketeer bro.
Endway - Coolin' Out: Great vocals and guitar/bass riffs in this puppy. A tune that will put you in a good mood regardless of the situation. I will be gripping it and ripping it to Endway's "Cooling Out" - this Saturday the 26th at the Middle East. Click here for more information.
B.O.B - Don't Let Me Fall: Huge fan of the entire B.o.B album, but this song really stands out for me. What goes up - must come down - but this doesn't apply for Bobby Ray. Get this thing on your iPod and make it rain.
I will be the first to say, I suck at Jeopardy. But I would never tell my man Alex "WHAT IS ... PUSSY-FURRY ?" I mean what is this nerdy bitch thinking ? Furry pussy huh, wow that was mind-blowing.
I respect the entire studio audience for not falling to the floor laughing here, pure comedy.
Let's see how long it takes for Barstool Sports to copy this post. Boom Roasted.
I guarantee the victim stole someone's Chicken Bites and in turn he paid the price when he returned home. This story is quite fucked. I mean c'mon, if you're going to bash in a door and shoot someone - move to Brooklyn bro. We here in Billerica, "hug it out" - we don't, "thug it out". Grow up you couple of Ninja Turtles.
All we can hope is that the police catch the suspects and the dude that got shot was still able to eat his chicken bites at the hospital.
Forget shooting people - if you wanted street cred, you should have just beat me to the punch and made a music video about the town.
I cannot get over how funny and disturbing this picture is.
I don't think Brit here could have found any uglier guys on the planet, nevermind in the same bar. These dudes had to of met at a speed-dating event, none of them got dates, so they decided to hang out and flick boogers at each other.
Also, what the hell is Screech doing in center field back there. Kid is creeping me the fuck out.
You always get the old... "Someone hacked my account," sometimes you hear, "Sorry about that, my friend Joey is a dick, he wrote that." Long story short - this is not cool pal. Not one bit.
If you want to suck some penis - do it on your own time. The facebook world doesn't need to hear about it. What I might do is forward this blog post to your friends, family and the hottest girl at the high school. That will teach him.
Hope you found what you were looking Andy. If not, I'm sure Hubis can help you out.
Ride the wave BRO !! The OTM Locks have gained well over 2K in the last two days. This is why I hired a sports staff. All you haters out there - can suck me sideways. Wooo !!
Bonus- NBA: East All Stars at West All Stars (Even) (Suggested $300 to win $300)
Boomers Bonus Pick is unbeaten this year and is a lock each and every time out. The West is a must pick in this years All-Star game.
The offensive minded game suits the West very well and with Doc Rivers on the bench of the East - don't be surprised if the four Celtics play many minutes.
With Pierce and Amare banged up, look for the West to take care of business. Carmelo will be showcasing his talents for the Knicks and Nets and look for Kevin Love to have a monster game as well. (Boomers Bonus)
NBA: East All Stars vs West All Stars MVP Prop (Carmelo Anthony 10 to 1, $100-$1,000)
No one likes a good prop bet more than myself, however for an All-Star game scoring tends to get as tight as an Emo's pants attending a New Found Glory concert. John Wall was a given, guy is a player. You know it. I know it. When it comes to the adult table, its a tougher approach. Let me explain my logic here: I'm not going with Lebron(5/1) because he's a poon.
Feel free to go with D-Rose, guy is good, I just don't like the odds at 6/1. If I'm going to pay a quick hundo, I want it to be worth something.
I do not condone rape so F OFF Kobe(5/1).
Here it is folks. The money pick. It's a bit of a sleeper, but the beauty of a prop bet is that anything can happen. There's a lot of talks about getting Carmelo out of Denver, and I'm sure he wants a payday for the new contract as bad as I want a twinkie for lunch today. Good odds = a good payday, and lets face it, Chris Paul is awesome, but he'll be the feeder, and Carmelo will be the capitalizer. (Tuna's Tips)
NHL: Washington Capitals at Buffalo Sabres (O/U 5.5) (Suggested $300 to win $300)
You got to take the under hard on this one. Neither team has been scoring goals as of late and the Capitals have struggled since the Winter Classic.
Ovi and the Caps are 3-5-2 in their last ten tilts and Buffalo is one of the leagues worst teams. This one is a sure snipe. Under all day. (Hutch's Helpers)
NCAA Hoops: Clemson at Miami (-1) (Suggested $500 to win $500)
The U is hot as of late winning eleven of their last fourteen games. The house will be rocking today and the Canes look for a little payback as they lost to Clemson earlier in the season 79-72.
This game here will get Tuna's Tips back on the map. Lock it in. Miami wins big. Ship it, you old sailor you.
5.) "Some days I’m Uncle Situation, other days I’m Dr. Situation, I’m Chef Situation.. Bang Your Girl Situation… I’m like a pretty deep dude." (Mike "The Situation")
4.) "Team Meatballs ONE – Bromance ZERO." (Deena)
3.) "Yo, u wanna GTF? Gym, Tan, Find-Whose-Underwear-Those-Are?" (Ronnie)
2.) "How you supposed to get fresh in the bathroom with some dirty-ass drawers that belong to someone in this house?" (Pauly D)
1.) His name isn’t Sitch anymore, it’s Snitchuation. (Vinny)
Anybody else feel weird driving their car after it goes in the shop and the guy moves the seat around? You can never get it adjusted back to exactly the way you had it before, it will just never be the same again - no chance.
It feels like your car lost its v-card or some shit and the whole feel of the car feels foreign to you. It sucks, but you just have to suck it up and concede the fact that you couldn't hide your car from the world forever. She's not a slut - she just has needs. She was going to have somebody play with her undercarriage eventually and if you weren't gonna do it, somebody else has to.
Besides having to wake up ridiculously early on a Saturday morning after a night of boozing to hit the shop before it closes, it's definitely the worst part of getting service done to your car
Also, why the fuck do shops close at noon on Saturday? Everybody fucking works during the work week hours and they figure, "Ah fuck it, let's just take the weekend off and fuck with everybody who has a normal 9 to 5 job. I guess that's a story for another day.
COMING OFF A RED HOT NIGHT - JOIN THE ACTION BITCHES.
NHL: Atlanta Thrashers at Edmonton Oilers (Even) (Suggested $300 to win $300)
Edmonton has won two straight at home, so why stop now ?
The Oilers have a young, skilled team and maybe they are finally starting to put the pieces together. The Thrashers are in the midst of a rebuilding period and to be honest, they are probably going to fold as an organization. They suck donkey dick and Taylor Hall is going to slap them pink.
Roll Oilers. (Hutch's Helpers)
Bonus Game, NCAA Hoops: Boston College (+12) at UNC (Suggested $200 to win $200)
Boston College grabbed their ankles in the last meeting between the two, but they are a changed team now. The Eagles are 10-2 in their last twelve and the Tar Heels are their next victim.
Ok, maybe not. But they will cover twelve points. UNC likely will win the game, but it will be a tight game throughout.
I have a belly-button and I have a lock right here. (Boomer's Bonus)
Question: What costs well over a million dollars to develop and produce - that will one day enslave the human race and sleep with our wives and or girlfriends? Answer: What is Watson? Correct.
Scary thought there. Another scary thought is why would the nerds at IBM develop a complex, multimillion dollar computer system so advanced to win only a couple grand on Jeopardy? I’m not impressed. Give Charlie Sheen a night with Watson, after some whiskey and cocaine, the robot will be tits up with smoke coming from its ears. Once Sheen starts accessing some girl on girl teen porn on forbidden websites, Watson will be all backed up and loaded with viruses and won’t know what to do. Take a breather Watson, no one likes you bro.
Other attempts at Artificial Intelligence:
Simple Text: We all remember high school sitting in a computer class and typing funny shit into a program just to hear the computer say it back. Stuff like “balls”, “titties” and “your vag smells like low tide”.
Murphy from Robocop: Here’s the plot line... Two good cops get trapped in a baaad situation where the bad guys decide it’s cool to take shot guns to a human being from point blank range. Somehow not dead on the spot, Officer Murphy is rushed to the hospital and the only way to save him is to turn him into… half man, half robot cop = ROBO COP.... Yikes !
Short Circuit: “Johnny 5 is alive” This little guy was strug-a-ling like Namath all movie long. This is one movie from the 80’s you do not want to revisit. Teen Wolf though? Go for it.
Uncle Paulies Robot from Rocky 4: Just a creepy scene when Uncle Paulie is dancing with it and probably hooks up with it. Nothing like a little Robo-Blowie.
Conclusion: If you give anyone a bunch of answers to a test - you’re going to pass it. (See Ken Jennings amazing Jeopardy streak years ago).
