"Did You Feel Bad For Phil ?"

I have mixed emotions about this. When I saw he was one of the three left sitting there I was licking my chops like every other Bruins fan saying "I hope that pumpkin pie hair-cutted freak is picked last".

So he get's picked last and he mopes on stage like the fat kid in gym class did when he was picked last. This is when the sentiment kicked in. I start thinking, "Wow, this guy can't be that big of a dick. He is a good player, he battled cancer and is playing at a high level, he even played on the US Olympic team a year back."

Then the bitter, sloth looking - chump won a brand new car and $20,000 to donate to a charity of his choice. This is when I revert back to hating him.

"He should donate the 20 G's to the Maple Leafs seeing how they traded two lottery draft picks for him and all he does and bitch and moan like a pornstar on her period."

I go both ways with this one. I saw Phil the Thrill net some big goals for the B's and it made my dick move. When he was traded and heard all the rumblings about his attitude - I didn't mind seeing him go.

I guess what I am trying to get at is I hope Phil Kessel learns his lesson and drives his new car off a cliff.



Marky Mark