Each and every Thursday, "On the Mark" will bring to you Tweets of the Week. It's quite simple - If John Mayer tweets about Jessica Simpsons tits again - he wins. If Paris Hilton tweets about her photo shoot in London - she doesn't win. You get the point.
Dear Warren Sapp: They stopped spinning the wheel on the Price is Right because they were afraid you thought it was a cupcake and spinning it would put you into a trance. Boom Roasted.
Dear D.A: Thanks again for thesupport, I can see your pearly whites from here pal. Boom Roasted.
Dear Ochocinco (receiver for the Bengals): The way you grow a beard like that is you reach puberty pal. Boom Roasted.
Dear Kim Kardashian: Is that right Kim... well I just got a fortune cookie that said "You will make love to Kim Kardashian," were they referring to me, or every player in the NFL? Boom Roasted.
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