I know typically the Bachelor Party is out of the hands of the soon-to-be-married guy - but it's a little different now I'd say. I mean - I would like to have a little say on where us group of retards travel. So I guess that's my burning question...
Where the fuck should I go on my bachelor party ?
A lot of you will give the obvious answer. VEGAS DUDE, GO TO VEGAS. Well that sounds great and all, but I would like to extend the party out to all my friends - not just the wedding party - and Vegas is quite the haul and its usually expensive.
The date of the party will likely be in early to mid August. So the weather will be nice - which eliminates the need to go out West. Flying south towards Florida or the Carolina's would not be a bad idea depending on the price. Honestly, it would be nice to hit a spot with a beach for some Sun, Fun, Cheers and Beers.
The only rules I have are quite simple. 1) NO BOSTON. 2) NO CONNECTICUT CASINOS. and 3) NO BEING GAY.... Everything else is up for discussion. The No Boston rule is legit. I have been to every bar in Beantown a thousand times, why the fuck would I want to go on my BP?... Foxwoods and Mohegan are a good time, but I don't want to sit at a Blackjack table and watch my degenerate friends ask the dealer "where he's from" and "will you throw me some face cards chief". And rule #3 speaks for itself.
Hoping some of you readers can give me some help here. I have heard suggestions like: Miami, Atlantic City, Orlando, Montreal, Myrtle Beach, Vegas and others. Looking for a spot where a big group can go, prices will be realistic and the boys don't get fancy - just get dancy. You heard ?
Are naked chicks a must, Bro?? That matters on where I suggest. :) You mention no gayness, but that doesn't answer my question. ;)
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