Friday, February 11, 2011

Knuckle Sandwich Special in Duxbury

(Boston.com)
A Hanover man allegedly assaulted an elderly woman who had come to his aid after he crashed his car into snowbank in Duxbury while driving drunk, police said.
Michael Hennebury, 37, was arrested at the scene of the crash on Abrams Hill around 9:30 p.m. Tuesday as he tried to free his pickup truck from a snowbank, police said.
According to police, a few minutes earlier, Hennebury drove off the side of the road and became stuck in a snowbank. A woman in her 70s who lives nearby came out to the crash scene and asked him if he needed help, police said.
Hennebury allegedly got out of the truck and kicked her multiple times. When she fell to the ground, he continued to kick her in the head and face. Police said the woman, who they declined to identify, had visible injuries but refused medical treatment and returned home.

Let's be honest here. This little old lady was either, A) Trying to steal his wallet, B) Attempting to handcuff him and turn him over to the police, or C) Copping a feel on the poor guy.

I'm not going to say this lady got what she deserved, but something is fishy here. Big Mike had a few beers and was just trying to catch "Teen Mom 2" on MTV. The devil woman was trying to stall him, so he got pissed and Ralph Maccio'd her in the baby maker.

I blame the town of Duxbury for the lack of snow removal and the old lady for preventing poor Michael from getting home to his laptop and lube.



Marky Mark

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