On the Mark Presents: - JOSH.O -

JOSH.O

"TAKE IT DEEP WATSON"

Question: What costs well over a million dollars to develop and produce - that will one day enslave the human race and sleep with our wives and or girlfriends?
Answer: What is Watson? Correct.

Scary thought there. Another scary thought is why would the nerds at IBM develop a complex, multimillion dollar computer system so advanced to win only a couple grand on Jeopardy?  I’m not impressed. Give Charlie Sheen a night with Watson, after some whiskey and cocaine, the robot will be tits up with smoke coming from its ears. Once Sheen starts accessing some girl on girl teen porn on forbidden websites, Watson will be all backed up and loaded with viruses and won’t know what to do. Take a breather Watson, no one likes you bro.

Other attempts at Artificial Intelligence:

Simple Text: We all remember high school sitting in a computer class and typing funny shit into a program just to hear the computer say it back. Stuff like “balls”, “titties” and “your vag smells like low tide”.

Murphy from Robocop: Here’s the plot line... Two good cops get trapped in a baaad situation where the bad guys decide it’s cool to take shot guns to a human being from point blank range. Somehow not dead on the spot, Officer Murphy is rushed to the hospital and the only way to save him is to turn him into… half man, half robot cop = ROBO COP.... Yikes !

Short Circuit: “Johnny 5 is alive” This little guy was strug-a-ling like Namath all movie long. This is one movie from the 80’s you do not want to revisit. Teen Wolf though? Go for it.

Uncle Paulies Robot from Rocky 4: Just a creepy scene when Uncle Paulie is dancing with it and probably hooks up with it. Nothing like a little Robo-Blowie.

Conclusion: If you give anyone a bunch of answers to a test - you’re going to pass it. (See Ken Jennings amazing Jeopardy streak years ago).