TONY'S TAKE
"The Shop"
Anybody else feel weird driving their car after it goes in the shop and the guy moves the seat around? You can never get it adjusted back to exactly the way you had it before, it will just never be the same again - no chance.
It feels like your car lost its v-card or some shit and the whole feel of the car feels foreign to you. It sucks, but you just have to suck it up and concede the fact that you couldn't hide your car from the world forever. She's not a slut - she just has needs. She was going to have somebody play with her undercarriage eventually and if you weren't gonna do it, somebody else has to.
Besides having to wake up ridiculously early on a Saturday morning after a night of boozing to hit the shop before it closes, it's definitely the worst part of getting service done to your car
Also, why the fuck do shops close at noon on Saturday? Everybody fucking works during the work week hours and they figure, "Ah fuck it, let's just take the weekend off and fuck with everybody who has a normal 9 to 5 job. I guess that's a story for another day.
It feels like your car lost its v-card or some shit and the whole feel of the car feels foreign to you. It sucks, but you just have to suck it up and concede the fact that you couldn't hide your car from the world forever. She's not a slut - she just has needs. She was going to have somebody play with her undercarriage eventually and if you weren't gonna do it, somebody else has to.
Besides having to wake up ridiculously early on a Saturday morning after a night of boozing to hit the shop before it closes, it's definitely the worst part of getting service done to your car
Also, why the fuck do shops close at noon on Saturday? Everybody fucking works during the work week hours and they figure, "Ah fuck it, let's just take the weekend off and fuck with everybody who has a normal 9 to 5 job. I guess that's a story for another day.
Plain and simple Tony, THAT is funny shit!
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