Really ?
So picture this- You're having a rough day....Lost your job ? Dog Died ? Perhaps you shit yourself at work ? So you head to your local Chinese establishment to get your mind off it and have a great meal.... That is until you open up your gookie.
The fortune reminds you of the day you left behind. While you were eating you forgot- you got fired and Fluffy died and your underwear is still caked with crap.
This was supposed to be your get-away, but instead it turned into a disaster. Real nice Wang Chung.
(Thanks to Tony Baloney for the Fortune)
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