Thursday, March 3, 2011

How Did I Not Go To Jail ?



 
Today I was clocked in doing 84 in a 55, Texting while driving, No seatbelt, Brake light out and Left blinker out.... Today I only received a warning - WINNING !!

I have no idea what this State Trooper was on, but I need some of it. I had a boner the rest of the afternoon thanks to that man. PULL OVER.... No it's a Cardigan, but thanks for noticing.

1 comment:

  1. Q.) What do the following people have in common?
    Oprah
    Any other driver on the road
    AAA
    State police
    Geico
    Crash test dummies
    Nancy

    A.) They all want to smack you in the head for your poor driving habits. Take it easy bro....we need your funny :)

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