Wednesday, March 30, 2011

"On the Mark" Wednesday Locks

Tuna's Tips - NBA: Dallas (-5.5) at  LA Clippers (Suggested $500)
Dallas has the best road record this season (26-10) and is fighting for a particularly good spot come playoffs. The Clippers are fighting for their win total to beat last years (29). Big Handsome, Dirk Nowitzki is quietly putting together an MVP campaign from the West and will continue that stretch tonight as this game is a given. Everyone and their sister knows that no team plays for "pride". They play for shits and giggles and the millions and millions of dollars they're getting paid to lose. Both teams are well rested, while the Clips are resting on an eight game skid. Dallas has beaten them by 16 (on the road) and by 7 at home this year. Dirk gets another vote, and Notorious T.U.N.E gets laid for making Marky Mark some money. Put that in your pipe and smoke it, BRO! (Dallas 5.5)
Boomers Bonus - NBA: Miami Heat (-12) at Washington Wizards (Suggested $300)

Although the Heat are coming off an embarrasing loss to the Cavs - look for them to bounce back and take a wizz on the Wiz. LeBron, Wade and Bosh have started to click over the past few weeks and against the leagues worst team I don't expect anything less. The last time D-Wade faced off against Washington he went for 41 pts.

Hit the Heat hard. You'll be glad you did. (Heat -12)

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