KANSAS CITY, Mo. -- Chad Ochocinco will try to play a different kind of football during the NFL lockout. Never short on publicity-grabbing ideas, the Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver is set for a four-day tryout with Sporting Kansas City of Major League Soccer starting Tuesday.The club said Wednesday that after the tryout, it would determine whether to extend the trial period. (ESPN)
This one certainly drops him from the "man crush" depth charts. How could you be so bad ass to: Play in the NFL, change your last name to 85, get two of your own TV shows then go off and do something so gay ?
Chad, I understand your childhood dream was to play soccer - but you have an image to portray. No one wants to see their favorite football player kicking around a soccer ball playing grab ass with David Beckham. Seriously dude my childhood dream was to be a painter, but you won't see me throwing on a pair of overalls anytime soon.
The only thing cool that may come out of it is over-the-top Ochocinco celebrations that he won't get fined for. Both, soccer fans and his bank account will enjoy that shit I assume.
I just figure if the NFL lockout were to happen - you might as well sit back and enjoy the time off. Be a man bro. Go bang some hot models like Tom Brady. Go to the club and pistol whip someone like Plaxico. At least rape a chick in the bathroom like Ben.
Despite all this I will continue to follow you on Twitter and may god have mercy on your soul.
(Thanks to S.Tuna for link)
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