More Party Tips for the 17th

This guy is starting to get on my nerves.

He is basically telling you what not to do for your St. Patricks Day party.

If someone threw "Shamrocks of Fun" at me, I would probably throw him fists of fury. Not to mention, if you throw a party you want people to get ticked at each other and make a mess - that way you know it was a fucking awesome party. The only way I am checking peoples pulses is if they are blacked out on the floor. Also never do those butterfly wings again - that was painful to watch bro.

Tomorrow marks the only day of the year that the small, dirty, urine filled pubs actually make some money. Everyone have fun and may the Luck of the Irish be with you. (When you're driving home drunk).