St. Patricks Day and the opening round of March Madness on the same day is like having a steel cage match between the Bruins and Canadiens. It's going to be absolutely bonkers in every city, state and college campus. This is why we live ladies and gentlemen.
Today we are all Irish - thus we all have an excuse to guzzle booze and feel like absolute dog shit in the morning. Things you are guaranteed to see every March 17th - stupid hats, big sunglasses, suspenders, two fights, temporary shamrock tattoo on ugly girls face, Larry Bird jersey, some tool puking his brains out, 1.5 million "Top O the Morning" Facebook statuses, more stupid hats - you get the point.
Green beer, car bombs and amateur hour drinking. Let the games begin bro.
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